biking south america: venturing through venezuela
Total Kilometers: 75,240 (47,321 miles)
25 April 2010first impression: I want to flee
![El Presidente! El Presidente!5](../Images_Two/IMG_6397-chavez-graffiti.jpg)
Rolling
across the border from orderly Colombia, we pedaled into a land of
crazed drivers and crappy roads. A place where rusty
4-wheeled relics resurrected from a 1970´s gas guzzler graveyard
gasped and wheezed along weed infested roads riddled with man-sized
potholes. On the narrow two-lane highway heading towards
Maracaibo, a bashed up Ford Maverick, just like the 1973 model I drove
back in college, raced alongside an ancient Lincoln Towne car, its
trunk fastened down with a length of rope. Narrowly avoiding a collision, I swerved into the bushes and cursed.
Welcome
to Venezuela: land of the world´s cheapest gasoline. For under a
buck you can fill up your tank--cheaper than water, say the locals.
When air conditioning is zapped during the frequent power cuts,
Venezuelans take to their cars, cruising around town for hours on end,
just to keep cool. A guy on a bike in Venezuela is about as
common as somebody being hauled around in a rickshaw in Los Angeles.
We were a novelty, subjected to frequent filming by strangers
with fancy mobile phones.
![A typical shop, the owner barricades himself behind bars. A typical shop, the owner barricades himself behind bars.](../Images_Two/IMG_6435-man-bars.jpg)
Not only are many of
Venezuela´s cars on their last legs, the whole country seems to be on
the brink of breaking down. Water is rationed, staples such as
cooking oil, sugar and milk are in short supply, corruption is
rife and Caracas has recently overtaken Johannesburg as the murder
capital of the world.
Venezuelans we spoke with, from prosperous businessman to simple
campesinos,
all blurted out the same word when describing Chavez: ¡
LOCO!
The country is being run by a crazy man, they lamented. And
maybe they´re right. On a whim,
El Presidente
declared the entire Semana Santa--Holy Week--a national holiday.
Seven days
of forced factory closings and restless workers pounding down the
country´s most popular beer, Polar Light, at lightning speed.
Those gas guzzlers not just speeding, but now weaving as alcohol
impaired drivers did double takes as they spotted two crazy foreigners
on over-loaded bicycles blazing across the country.
over the andes, across the plains, through the amazon, into the savanna and onto brazil
![The road to the finca in Los Llanos The road to the finca in Los Llanos](../Images_Two/IMG_6457-amaya-los-llanos.jpg)
Venezuela
may be cursed with petrol and a crazy man at its helm, but it´s
been blessed with mind-bogglingly diverse landscapes. Palm-fringed
beaches lining its 2,500 kilometer Caribbean coastline, snow-capped
peaks jutting up in the Andes, perfectly straight roads bisecting the
pancake-flat interior plains--
Los Llanos, a sprawling network of rivers and lakes criss-crossing
Las Amazonas and curious flat topped mountains dotting the
Gran Sabana.
This
country
should be a cyclist´s delight, but the Venezuelan drivers--who
view traffic laws as gentle suggestions and make Nigerian drivers
look like a bunch of nuns out on a Sunday afternoon jaunt--terrorize
those on human powered transport. After a few weeks of non-stop
cursing and cramps in my middle finger, I went Zen, whipped out my
headphones, cranked up the music and resigned myself to the fate of the
road. The tension slipped out of my body and finally I had a
chance to drink in the scenery.
![Cayman roadkill--a sad but common sight on Venezuela´s highways. Cayman roadkill--a sad but common sight on Venezuela´s highways.](../Images_Two/IMG_6438-caiman.jpg)
After the tough climbs up
the Andes, we´d practically coasted down the mountains and were now
flying across the plains. Los llanos is a barren land of spectacular
sunsets and sun-burnt grasses swaying in the wind, a place where sedate
cattle graze by the road, caiman lurk in the muddy waters and
settlements lie hours apart.
Lonely
roads and wide open spaces, no restaurants, no hotels, no shops, no
services. A vast plain of nothingness--bar a few million cattle
and the ocassional ranch house.
Now, if you´ve been following this blog for a while you know what´s coming next.
It
was getting dark. We had no place to sleep. I didn´t fancy
camping out next to the caiman infested swamps. We'd been pushing
those pedals a mighty long time without seeing anything or anyone.
And then, just as desperation was creeping its way into the pit
of my stomach, lo and behold there appeared a gathering of people.
And we spoke unto them and the offered us lodging at their
finca, just down the road.
anyone up for a slaughter?
![Another hospitable Venezuelan. Another hospitable Venezuelan.5](../Images_Two/IMG_6423-hatman.jpg)
The
group was celebrating Good Friday in the typical fashion of the
ranchers of los llanos, drinking great quantities of beer and
slaughtering a cow. And, most naturally, we were invited to
partake in the festivities. It was a gruesome event. Blood
and guts and gore and intestines and various parts of the cow's three
stomachs spilling onto the dusty butchering grounds. Nobody batted an
eye as one tough-looking cowboy hacked away with an ax and another one
brought out a saw to divvy up body parts. The many mangy ranch
dogs were salivating and howling with anticipation of the feast. Not much later the
meat had been grilled up to perfection and our host was carving off
thin slice,s just like in the Doner Kebab back home.
Not much of a feast for those who have renounced meat. I slipped
off to sleep with a growling stomach, booming music in the background.
Later, Eric-- the
ex-vegetarian-- wandered back to the
tent, singing the praises of the freshest meat he'd ever ingested.
The protein must have done him good, because he was flying down the road the next morning
remind me again why I'm here
![Yikes, the rains have begun! Yikes, the rains have begun!](../Images_Two/IMG_6501-rain-eric.jpg)
The
kilometers kept stacking up. Five hundred, a thousand, still the lonely
road through Venezuela stretched on. These were forgotten
places. Tumble down villages of mud-brick houses and blank-faced
kids staring onto the road. As we crossed into the Amazonas
region the rains beat down on us with a vengeance. The road
turned into a sea of mud and I started back up with my cursing.
At sunset the puri-puris descended, biting and sucking our precious blood, and we slapped and flapped
our arms in feeble attempts to keep them at bay.
![Joy breaks out as we arrive in Las Amazonas! Joy breaks out as we arrive in Las Amazonas!](../Images_Two/IMG_6496-amazonas-sign.jpg)
Scattered
points on the map, places like San Pedro and Paraguaza, turned out to be
nothing more than bridges, not the villages we were expecting.
Fed up with lonely roads, we longed for civilization. Day
after day I counted down the kilometers to Ciudad Bolivar--the promised
land as far as I was concerned. A place with
panaderias and
super mercados fresh vegetables and ice cream. 407 to go, just 275, only 153.. getting closer now and on the brink of insanity.
Ciudad
Bolivar turns out to be a pit. A ghost town, the people say, where bandits
roam freely after sunset. We pull in around 1PM and everybody's
closing up shop. A carton of artificially flavored strawberry
yogurt is the best treat we can conjure up.
Still, the Gran
Sabana, which our guidebook describes as one of the most scenic drives
in all of South America, lies ahead. We focus on the positive, indulge in a day´s rest and push on.
![They could be carrying contraband! They could be carrying contraband!5](../Images_Two/IMG_6529-bridge.jpg)
One
night we pitch our tent at a campsite situated on the banks of Rio
Cuyuni. A young soldier lounges in a hammock overlooking the
river. His assault rifle rests casually at his side. The well-armed campsite security guard, I assume. Later
he asks us for batteries, says his are low and he needs to keep watch
for smugglers on their way to Guyana.
"You´re not the security guard?"
"No, army--can't you see," and he gestures proudly to his badges, obviously insulted to be taken for a lowly security guard.
Later the campground manager lets me in on the story.
Gasoline
is some 30 times more expensive in Guyana, creating a booming market
for smuggled fuel from Venezuela. Boats piled high with jerry cans full
of petrol zip down Rio Cuyuni. The military takes their cut of this
less than legal commerce, and anybody who tries to motor past in a
speedboat without paying the proper 'fees' will be shot at. Hence
the soldier standing watch.
worth the wait
![Now that´s cycling! Now that´s cycling!](../Images_Two/IMG_6546-eric-gran-sabana.jpg)
The
Gran Sabana is a delight. Everything a cycling tour should be.
50 kilometers of calf-burning climbs through thick tropical
jungle and then the wide vistas and breathtaking views of the savanna
and tepuis, those mysterious flat-topped mountains.
A highway in mint condition winding its way through emerald-green
hills and across fast-flowing rivers. Waterfall after waterfall
tumbling down into frothy rapids. We set up camp on the sandy
banks of the river, bathe in the fast-flowing water, cook under a
starlit sky and sleep like babies in the crisp air of the highlands.
![Venezuela at its best. Venezuela at its best.](../Images_Two/IMG_6571-camping-gran-sabana.jpg)
A
day's rest here in Santa Elena, just a short ride from the Brazilian
border, and all the suffering of these 2,457 kilometers across
Venezuela is already starting to seem hazy. The mind's doing its job
and in a few month all of Venezuela´s glaring defects will surely be
replaced with fond memories of cycling through this fascinating (albeit
frustrating) country.
What´s your least favorite country for cycling or traveling? Any advice on keeping up morale during tough times?Please share in the comments section below.
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